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【T︿T想滚回被子里去】游记!还没写就想天窗了嘻嘻嘻

1.先说点七七八八的事……
鬼话连篇真好看!
拾舞的盗墓同人志真赞嘤嘤嘤!
大家最近都在嗨战B3和战53……虽然说这两家的互拆台角简直到了人神共愤的地步。

2.流水账游记

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其实回来之后补眠+冬困睡得太厉害所以都忘得差不多了,并且我拍照水平还很烂,所以大家就将就看看……?




-金边 Phnom Penh-

·飞机到金边的时候已经是临晨2点,晚上的金边跟国内的城乡结合部差不多,灯都没几盏。
一直到第二天吃早饭的时候,从酒店顶楼露台看出去才真觉得到了另一个国家啊=v=a

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·金边的皇宫,我们到的时候有列车队远远开过来…………
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一直开到我面前直线距离6米左右的时候,导游很淡定地说:“哦,那是越 南 总 理~来拜访我们国王了。”
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越!南!总!理!搞毛啊导游你倒也早点说啊这可能是俺这辈子唯一一个朝元首扔石头的机会好吗吗吗吗!!还有你那种“哦那是我们隔壁王阿姨来找俺娘搓麻将了~(剔牙)”的语气是怎么回事!作为一个来自有元首来访都要封掉半个城的国家的人民,我觉得你超欠揍的!

然后我们就在越、南、总、理、后面进了金边皇宫....我倒觉得皇宫本身没给人多大感动,单论美貌绝对不如泰国皇宫啦……
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·皇宫里有晒太阳的猫大爷......
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·还有散步的猴大爷.......
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·骨灰塔,好看死了TT__TT
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·当地的膜拜图腾,当地人管这个叫七头龙。。。。先不论这看起来不止有一点像蛇吧……我更加在意的是——大哥这里明明只有五头好不好||||||||
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后来在吴哥的导游再次介绍这个蛇、不、龙的时候说它寓意着大无限…………你们严谨点好不好……?不带这样要几头有几头的!

·据称这叫"无忧花",本来以为是寄生在大树身上,后来才知道这树就是这么长的……||||||||||||想了下它这种触手系造型要是不开花的时候估计看起来会挺恶心= =a
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·皇宫里很多都是禁止摄影区域,比较惊人的是皇宫里的佛像展览厅居然堆得跟家居卖场一样……那个等身满钻金佛放别的国家多半都是一室一厅的待遇,在这儿居然只住集体宿舍……orz

·之后开车去了下Pol pot博物馆,基本是个内战受害者纪念馆吧,没拍照。
(说到Pol pot这个人,当时只知道他性格残暴变态,弄死全国三分之一人口、还曾经用头骨和胫骨拼了个柬埔寨地图在墙上,回来一查资料看到这么一句:“波尔布特在营地受过越南同志的“胯下之辱”,这未始不是波氏日后寻仇的另一伏笔。”怎么说呢……突然觉得,军营强X戏什么的,还是停留在小说里就好了啦!

·在市区的中餐馆吃饭之后终于出发去暹粒!在路上一个休息站门随便拍了张。当地空气污染少,所以阳光非常。。。。刺眼|||||||
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·去暹粒走的据说是柬埔寨最好A6高速,两边都是田地和这样的房屋:
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条件比这好的会给房子漆上鲜艳的颜色,比这差的屋顶是铺草的。

·公路上每隔10米就会有黄色的警示牌,画着鹿啊牛什么的,还有一个女孩子牵着一个小男孩的图案。导游说,“这些牌子是提醒车辆“前方有牛!”、“前方有鹿!”、“前方有姐弟恋!”的……”
什吗原来我遇到个超会吐槽的导游吗……!!!

·因为看到路上的房子都是高脚楼,于是问导游是不是防蛇的?导游答曰:“哦对,还能防野兽。”
“现在还有野兽?”
“有,北面的地方有老虎。这里的话有野猪。”
野猪……
野猪——!!
天河快叫你师叔一起出来看野猪!!

·不过我一路没看到野猪,倒是看到每户人家都养了白牛。一开始我天真地以为和国内一样是用来犁地的,可是越看越不对劲…………
它们、它们除了吃地之外就没干过别的……!就这么放养在庄稼地里从早吃到晚再从晚吃到早,超怀疑这里的人到了收割季节还能剩什么的|||||||

·A6号称是柬埔寨最好的一条高速公路了,可还是颠的要命。俺问导有冇铁路什么的,导游说有法国殖民时期遗留下来的铁路,不抛锚的话一小时可以跑20公里。
我就不说话了……
接着导游又说不过现在中国已经在给他们援建铁路了,以前还派过考察队来,他就带过几个考察人员——中国专家跑来拿出一根小铁管往地下一插,转啊转啊,把铁管子拔出来倒出一堆土,抹开之后细细量。他看不懂就问是干嘛,中国考察队神秘兮兮但笑不语就走了……
本来已经颠的快睡着的我听到这里彻底醒了:大哥!这哪是什么考察队啊啊啊啊!!这是『大中华倒斗队』好不好啊!!!
就在我脑子里天人交战(个鬼!)的时候,导游淳朴地笑着说:……后来他们就来修路了,我们才知道是考察土质呢。

大哥,讲话不带这么大喘气的好不?

·路上有幸看到了日落!!
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-暹粒 Siem Reap-
·颠到暹粒的时候,下车走路都在晃。所幸住的酒店比我想象的好太多TvT
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-通王城 Angkor Thom-
·第二天一早直奔吴哥!远远看到了通王城城门!穿过城门的时候真的能感受到何谓历史的厚重。
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·王城路上两侧排着两队石像,左侧是阿修罗,右侧是修罗。
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看到他们的瞬间我想起了这样一样一个QQ表情:4684312316.gif
又或者是这样一个QQ表情:156465+61.jpg
对不起…………||||||||||||

·景区门口的游览车,上面写着湖北人民政府赠。
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·景点不打算多写了,毕竟是遗迹,吴哥的美还是要亲自走过才能明白。(而且我实在懒得打字……

-巴戎寺 Bayon-
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每个柱子上都有这种超精美的雕刻
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著名的“高棉的微笑”,指的就是这些刻在塔上的面孔。整个巴戎寺一共有四十九座这样的塔,每座塔四面各有一张笑脸,一共196张笑脸每张都不一样。
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抬头转身都是这样一张张巨大的脸,其实很容易迷路,想想要是晚上来一定超刺激……?
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--------------------更新的分割线-----------------------

·一路上导游非常健谈,从占婆真腊时代一直讲到刚刚结束的内战。说到泰国的时候,他说以前柬埔寨人很喜欢看泰国的歌舞片,但是现在都不看了,改投中国武打片和韩剧。起因是某位泰国艺人的一句“吴哥窟是我们泰国的”,于是柬埔寨人民不答应了就上街暴动,再于是两国领导亲切会晤,最后柬埔寨赔偿暴动中造成的损失,泰国政府叫那个艺人出来公开道歉。此事之后柬埔寨再也不播泰国片。我听到这里想,上邪!我们国家什么时候可以禁掉韩剧并请他们哪儿来滚哪儿去?

·出发之前心心念念想看一眼传说的凤凰花=///u///=
到了之后立刻问导游,导游曰:花期过了……

——靠、靠夭!

如果一定要形容一下当时的心情:
大哥对唔住住住住住住住住!天河错过支线剧情触发点冇有摘到凤凰花!!不能听大哥你淫诗了!

嘤嘤嘤嘤苍天负我......

-空中宫殿 Phimeanakas-
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空中宫殿特色一:楼梯极变态orz|||||||
空中宫殿特色二:导游介绍说古代的时候上面供奉着蛇神,一到晚上就会变成人形召唤国王上塔与其过夜。当时国王还有王后妃子什么的,所以……比较累。
俺问导游:“蛇神变男人还是变女人?”
“男女都能变。”
“咳。……那是……有点累。”

·路边的狗仔=///w///=
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-塔布笼寺 Ta Prohm-
·古墓丽影让这个被树根缠绕的寺庙扬名全球,所以去的路上我超期待的……?
入口的地方就何其美好……!
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·然后我看到了寺门……!

…………寺门!

……………………寺门你…………

…………你不好长那么|||||||||||||||
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不过进门之后就觉得塔布笼寺果然不负盛名。
简直——威死了!
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·寺里的回廊
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·吃饭的时候有只麻雀跳到椅背上来要食吃,拿碗盛的它还不要,非得用手指拈出来给他。……朱雀仔(谁啊?)你是不是太傲娇了点///////
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…………不过它从手指上把米饭啄掉的感觉酥酥麻麻真销魂……?(求你死

·饭店角落里有盆不起眼的细小植物,仔细看发现还开了朵小花。
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顺说由于我特别喜欢瞎转悠,到柬埔寨的第一顿晚饭就因为饭店玻璃擦太干净(喂死蠢不要赖别人!)撞到玻璃门上去了
直接造成了只要我站起来饭店老板娘就会跑来给我拉门……!以及随行的当地司机每天看到我都要笑一笑|||||||
激可羞!我看起来就那么像会在同一扇玻璃门上撞两次的人吗……!

-皇家浴池 Srah Srang-
我不太想形容这玩意儿有多大,因为它再怎么大也只是个浴池而已!长方形,四面有楼梯可以走下去,从照片上仔细看可以看到对岸的石阶。(马景涛脸:快告诉我你看到了!
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-吴哥寺 Angkor Wat-
终于到了传说中的小吴哥!外围的护城河非常得惊人TvT拍照的时候脚下踩着的1/4公里长的石桥叫做“天界桥”。两边没有护栏,看日出的时候灯瞎火容易滚下去。(虽然我没看到有谁那么衰啦……
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·小吴哥外围回廊!
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·回廊~第二天就是在这里看的吴哥日出。在天还没亮的时候我犯嫌举着手电在吴哥寺里晃悠,结果在漆诡异地如同陵墓的通道里照出个巨大的人影,立刻吓跑……后来想起来这里放着的好像是断臂的毗湿奴神像|||||||||||
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·石廊内部,远远可以看到佛像。
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·穿过石廊到了小吴哥的广场~
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·接着我看到了传说中让全世界惊为天人的五座莲花蓓蕾————!


此刻、天空中仿佛传来了湿婆神的如神话般遥远、又如惊雷般通彻的声音:


————我们在此施工,给您带来不便,敬请谅解。
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喵的、你玩我啊……!
我看着绿工棚无语凝噎的时候,瞟到队伍里一位扛着单反来的小哥满脸被打击到几乎要跪下以头抢地的表情,顿时觉得好受很多。(扭头

·吴哥寺的整个二层构成了世界上最长的浮雕回廊。全长800米的墙上刻满了婆罗门教的神话。有些地方还还看得到千年前艳丽的红色,有的地方被摩挲地打滑发亮。
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·石柱上的雕刻不再是神佛的主题。
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·吴哥寺三层,我去的时候三层的主塔已经封起来不让上了,据说是因为太危险。
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导游说以前有对法国夫妇来参观,太太从楼梯上摔下来去世了,丈夫就造了吴哥主塔四面阶梯上唯一的一根扶手,这条楼梯便是传说的爱情梯。即使如此后来还是摔死过人,于是现在已经在一边修建木头阶梯了。

·没能上塔只好在周围看浮雕~满墙满墙的仙女TvT 据说古代都是彩色的,这到底会有多漂亮啊!
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还有巴肯日落、鸡的故事、基的事故……又写不动了,未完待续!(写个游记都能坑……






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Secret

嗷~~~~超美!!!!
14你这样吐糟众神……你、你不怕、你不怕……
半夜醒来那个七头【】在你枕头边微笑么……
(我什么都没说什么都没说啊……)

14我笑不动了…你吐槽美死了-,-
是去越南么?离我好近0,0
GJ!

嘤嘤!美死了~树根超威的说!有机会一定要去看!
……不知道为什么十四写的游记超好笑?

在……默默围观大人神博的过程中……不知不觉……一年……又过去了……

>>starstar:我在崩米列的遗迹里看到个蛇头断下来掉在地上,搬了下没搬动,只好放弃TvT不然它就真的可以被我带回来(喂!这是犯罪!)在我枕头边朝我笑了?

>>梅五:不是……是柬埔寨~你难道……在泰国吗?

>>icy:塔布笼寺绝对值得去看一看……!超美的TwT
记得旱季去啊,不然下雨爬楼梯很危险~(不过旱季还是无法触发凤凰花的支线剧情就是了T__T<---喂!

>>小明同鞋:咦、不要突然说出那么凄凉的话啊……!(不过不知不觉都写了4年多的bo了呢……远目
新年也请继续包涵俺没营养的日志XD(鞠躬

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